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2008-07-28T10:36:00.003-04:00

Hello internet!

You can read this blog, look through the archives, and think you've found secrets. But the truth is, as evidenced by the date in which these were posted, this blog was written between the ages of 15 and 16. Whereas this is an accurate portrayal of who I thought I was during this time, it is an inaccurate depiction of who I have grown into.

I was nervous at this comparison initially and felt like I needed to delete this. However, I am fairly certain that given the fact that I am now in my twenties, it is clear to anyone's rational mind that I am no longer the little angst-ridden girl discovering the world of teenage rebellion that wrote this blog.

I cannot bring myself to delete this. So much of my time and thought had belonged to this blog. So much of my history is smeared across these pages.

Perhaps is is blind sentimentality - just understand - this is not who I am. It was who I was - but that person didn't last very long.

Goodbye internet!

2005-02-26T00:58:00.000-05:00

You Are a New School Democrat

You like partying and politics - and are likely to be young and affluent.

You're less religious, traditional, and uptight than most Democrats.

Smoking pot, homosexuality, and gambling are all okay in your book.

You prefer that the government help people take care of themselves.

What political persuasion are you?

2005-02-24T15:08:00.000-05:00

mumblethesilent: dude... you
mumblethesilent: are
mumblethesilent: just
mumblethesilent: choc
mumblethesilent: full
mumblethesilent: of
mumblethesilent: AWESOME

anna, you, my friend, are rad as fuck.

2005-02-24T15:05:00.000-05:00

i love britt... so, so much.

2005-02-24T15:04:00.000-05:00

ma28d06wo42r12ld: and you didnt take a friggen picture
ma28d06wo42r12ld: i would pay to see that
ma28d06wo42r12ld: seriously i would have driven to durham ran in,
laughed, and left
ma28d06wo42r12ld: oh and said something to god of course
ma28d06wo42r12ld: i must pay my respects

2005-02-24T15:02:00.000-05:00

poekennedy: i'm glowing because of god then
ma28d06wo42r12ld: i thought so
ma28d06wo42r12ld: was he present at the time?
poekennedy: well
poekennedy: yes
poekennedy: dont you know anything about funerals??

2005-02-24T14:57:00.000-05:00

poekennedy: that last picture is when i finally got that damn thing lit
ma28d06wo42r12ld: hahahah
ma28d06wo42r12ld: lol
ma28d06wo42r12ld: took you like 4 times
poekennedy: I KNOW
poekennedy: hahaha
ma28d06wo42r12ld: hahah thats so badass
poekennedy: which, is obviously badass
poekennedy: hahaha exactly!
ma28d06wo42r12ld: haha
ma28d06wo42r12ld: man i wish it took me atleast that many times to
light mine
ma28d06wo42r12ld: i envy your badassness
poekennedy: well dude
poekennedy: it takes practice to suck that horribly at lighting
cigarettes
poekennedy: ..in a badass way

2005-02-24T14:55:00.000-05:00

ma28d06wo42r12ld: and the other is just badass
poekennedy: haha
poekennedy: i took several badass pictures yesterday
poekennedy: im amazed at my badassedness
poekennedy: i was contemplating bragging
poekennedy: not to you, ofcourse
ma28d06wo42r12ld: hahaha
poekennedy: it would be silly to brag to someone on your same
badass level!
ma28d06wo42r12ld: haha oh yes
ma28d06wo42r12ld: you make me laugh alot
ma28d06wo42r12ld: you badass
ma28d06wo42r12ld: man look at that badassness
poekennedy: yes
poekennedy: look at it
ma28d06wo42r12ld: man you slay me
poekennedy: the end
poekennedy: hahahaha

2005-02-24T14:44:00.000-05:00

mumblethesilent: so yea... i've decided he's a dumbass
motherfucker who needs to be institutionalized
poekennedy: hahaha
poekennedy: awesome
poekennedy: how come why
mumblethesilent: he was gonna come see me today and i called
him to see when he was gonna show up and he was like, "oh,
i'm not coming"
poekennedy: what the shit
poekennedy: who does that?
mumblethesilent: a dumbass motherfucker who needs to be
institutionalized
poekennedy: atta girl
poekennedy: get angry
poekennedy: it only turns me on

2005-02-08T17:20:00.000-05:00

CutYourMullet89: i love you so much it hurts

2005-02-04T02:41:00.000-05:00

how could someone not love dustin?

that's the real question here.

2005-02-04T02:35:00.000-05:00

chOpstickchong: oooooh yeah
chOpstickchong: (dont remember)
chOpstickchong: haha
chOpstickchong: i'm not high all the time

chOpstickchong: i am so high i forgot how to hit the bong
poekennedy: hahaha
poekennedy: good job

chOpstickchong: i have a 6 year old girlfriend

2005-02-04T02:31:00.000-05:00

xFxindingxExmox: i cant find the smiilies
xFxindingxExmox: no im serious
xFxindingxExmox: i cant find them

2005-02-04T02:27:00.001-05:00

ma28d06wo42r12ld: oh my god guess who this is
ma28d06wo42r12ld: we are more than friends

2005-02-04T02:27:00.000-05:00

PigPen668: wow... this is really weird but im glad youre mean to me sometimes
PigPen668: its better than being fakely nice or skirting things

2005-02-04T02:23:00.000-05:00

poekennedy: so the first ammendment is really the most badassed one?
Trueangel76: yea
Trueangel76: we JUST got done studying the ammendments
poekennedy: hmm
poekennedy: damn
poekennedy: the first ammendment is cool
Trueangel76: yea it is
poekennedy: the second ammendment... yeah i remember learning about that one and being like
poekennedy: this ammendment is gay
poekennedy: it doesnt benifit me in anyway
poekennedy: and that one about not having to have soliders stay in our houses?
Trueangel76: yea
poekennedy: yeah... that one is gay too

poekennedy: dont get me started on the fifth
poekennedy: ..apparently, i'm really offended by the fifth ammendment

Trueangel76: i love you
poekennedy: i love you too
poekennedy: because you are
poekennedy: in fact
poekennedy: not the fifth ammendment
poekennedy: plead the fifth my ass!
Trueangel76: F-I-F-T-H
poekennedy: its gonna be the fifth thats gonna be "pleading" after i'm done with it!!
poekennedy: although, i do plead the fizzif

Trueangel76: wait y dont u like the fifth ammendment?
poekennedy: damn, that shit was good
poekennedy: its over used
poekennedy: no one knows what it fucking means
poekennedy: but they just loooove to plead it
Trueangel76: i sooo know wat it means

poekennedy: yeah
poekennedy: because
poekennedy: we are rad
poekennedy: but
poekennedy: they are not
poekennedy: like my rationalizing?
Trueangel76: haha yea

Trueangel76: i bet its even better unsober

2005-01-31T01:53:00.000-05:00

You Are

Fool In The Rain

You are a very bizarre person, to say the least. You don't think the way most other people do. And you probably don't really care.

You defy convention, and probably really like burritos. And you're very content with your life. You're a ray of sunshine. Piercing, bizarre end-of-the-world sunshine, but sunshine nonetheless. While most people are going to college to be lawyers or accountants or something, you'd be just as happy working at Tippy's Taco Stand in San Dimas, CA.

You probably have a really interesting car. You definitely do not drive a Honda Civic. There's a good chance that you smoke weed. There's a good chance you sell it.

Everybody worth anything likes you a lot.

Take the Which Led Zeppelin Song Are You? Quiz

2005-01-30T19:41:00.000-05:00

mumblethesilent: you never really look forward to your period until you
think you're pregnant

2005-01-30T17:11:00.000-05:00

PigPen668: aww
PigPen668: well ill be youre blanket of furry warmth
PigPen668: um... im furry now
PigPen668: i guess?
poekennedy: YES
poekennedy: YOURE LIKE A BANANA
poekennedy: FURRY ON THE OUTSIDE AND GOOEY ON THE INSIDE
poekennedy: hmm... ew...
PigPen668: HAHA

2005-01-30T17:09:00.000-05:00

poekennedy: you know
poekennedy: when you think about it
poekennedy: bananas are really really weird
PigPen668: hmm
poekennedy: they just are
PigPen668: you are right about that
poekennedy: seriously, give it a good old thought
poekennedy: yeah!
PigPen668: their shape
PigPen668: thats weird
poekennedy: yeah
poekennedy: and
poekennedy: how you eat them
poekennedy: thats weird, the peeling process
poekennedy: and they look weird
poekennedy: like the actual fruit
poekennedy: with the seeds
poekennedy: and, its even weirder when you think about it as a FRUIT
PigPen668: yeah how they are like kind of fuuzzy on the outside and gooey on the inside
poekennedy: fruits arent supposed to be shaped like that!

poekennedy: we are very philosophical

2005-01-30T17:07:00.000-05:00

poekennedy: you should be like "hey, atleast this proves that i'm not a lesbian"

poekennedy: if they're like, "you cant see boys anymore" though
poekennedy: i'd fucking THREATEN becoming a lesbian
PigPen668: haha
poekennedy: i'd be like "well daddy with my impressionable little mind, if i were only around girls... well gee, i fear that i may become... a... a lesbian..."
poekennedy: and then add this face =-O
PigPen668: *big care bear eyes* yeah daddy!

2005-01-30T17:04:00.000-05:00

-----------------DESCRIBE--------------- ---
-- YOUR HERITAGE: irish/british/scottish.
-- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: my birkenstocks.
-- YOUR EYES: blueish green.
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: my emotional unavailability.
-- YOUR FEARS: a freaking tornado. or any natural disasters really, because, there isnt shit you can do about that, you know?
-- ONE THING YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE: to be rich and hot and like oh my god, i want to like *so* be the american dream. except with silicone. *hehe*

-----------------WHAT IS------------------
-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: holy shit, did i really sleep that late? is that even possible? oh, well. cool.
-- FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: hmm. face? i mean, it is what you notice first with everyone... really...
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: mine? i dont know. i'm going to be cliche and say my eyes. or i could pull the sexual route and say my lips. or, the one more true to form for myself, which would be my friggin badass scar.
-- YOUR BEDTIME: oh jesus. around seven in the morning is when i cave in and take sleeping pills.
-- YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT(s): how about still fucking being alive? haha... having not completely sucked throughout my life thus far?
-- YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: telling mike i cheated on him, that bleeeeeeeew.

----------------YOU PREFER------------------
-- PEPSI OR COKE: coke. coke o' all kinds, bitches.
-- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: burger king. i AM the burger king. just so you know.
-- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: single.
-- ADIDAS OR NIKE: adidas.
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: vanilla.
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: coffee.

-----------------DO YOU------------------
-- SMOKE: yes.
-- CUSS: FUCK NO! CUSSING IS FOR FUCKING DEADBEAT LOSERS WHO DONT BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST. i mean really, jesus motherfucking christ is our damn savior!
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: yes. no. no i dont.
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): hmm, sure.
-- DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE?: conflicting feelings on that matter.
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: i dont want to, but i have to. what can you do?
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: when i went to school, fucking loved it.
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: some day, if life takes me there, sure.
-- GET MOTION SICKNESS: yeah. if i read in the car i'm a goner.
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: OH YEAH. I'D HIT IT. OR ME. SOMETHING.
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: no. i do not drink all those smoothies for heath reasons.
-- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: for the most part, we have an understanding. an understanding that basically i can say whatever the fuck i want to, and that they understand its cool that i feel comfortable enough with them to be myself.
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: no. they are scary. i regress to a full-on child.
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: haha, kind of. a few.

------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID:/:HAVE YOU--------------
-- DRANK ALCOHOL: no.
-- SMOKE(D): yes.
-- DONE A DRUG: mmmhmm.
-- HAVE SEX: yeah.
-- GO ON A DATE: no.
-- GO TO THE MALL: yeah.
-- BEEN ON STAGE: no.
-- BEEN DUMPED: yes.
-- GONE SKATING: no.
-- MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: no.
-- BEEN IN LOVE: y- maybe?
-- DYED YOUR HAIR: no.
-- STOLEN ANYTHING: not that i know of... maybe? who remembers these things!

-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
-- FLOWN ON A PLANE: yes i surely have.
-- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: no...?
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: yes.
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: god, i will never admit to that!!
-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: no... um... okay. trent on daria was hot. but hes a cartoon so i was like hmm i would fuck him it was just a hmm if he were a real person he would be hot as hell... and the fox in disney's robinhood.
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: no. my imagination has always blown.
-- BEEN ON STAGE?: yeah, i have.
-- CUT YOUR HAIR: done it myself? yeah. i'm responsable for the month i had bangs. and i've layered my hair a couple times. because its not worth paying fucking $40 to get half an inch off your hair.
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: no.
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHS?: haha... it wasnt required, but it happened anyway! then again, we had stopped playing the game at that point...
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED: yes.
-- BEEN CAUGHT "DOING SOMETHING": haha... "something"... yeah no i havent. by a parent? or like, by a friend? because, thats a different answer!
-- BEEN IN A FIGHT?: yeah.
-- BEEN CALLED A TEASE: no.
-- GOTTEN BEATEN UP?: no.

-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
-- AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: uh... i dont know...
-- NUMBERS AND NAMES OF CHILDREN: emily? thats what my name was gonna be. its a pretty rad name i think.
-- DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: something descreet, not a lot of people there. nothing fancy. the wedding isnt important, the marriage is. you know?
-- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: in some incredible way that makes the papers, elsewise, whats the point of living in the first place?
-- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: a radio disc jockey. or a psychiatrist. yes, i know how different those are.
-- WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT?: um... i'd kill to go back to italy. actually scratch that, no where in europe. bangladesh or india. i've been to both, but again couldnt kill me.

-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
-- NUMBER OF PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: 8?
-- NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: 5.
-- NUMBER OF TATTOOS: 0.
-- NUMBER OF SCARS ON MY BODY: a few here and there. i dont really want to count them.
-- NUMBER OF THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: hmm... two... and they both happened within the last month-ish.

----------------FAVORITES------------------
-- SHAMPOO: panteen pro-v, bitches. or pert plus.
-- FAV COLOR: red.
-- DAY/NIGHT: night.
-- SUMMER/WINTER: neither.
-- LACE OR SATIN: satin... hmm. "you have satin sheets... are you're still a virgin? what??"
-- FAVE CARTOON CHARACTER: dr. wile e. coyote... of course.
-- FAVE FOOD: um. sandwiches. those are pretty cool.
-- FAVE MOVIES: american history x, reservoir dogs, fear and loathing in las vegas, bill and teds excellent adventure... and the list goes on...
-- FAVE SPORT: baseball. boo red sox!

----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
-- WEARING: two pairs of pants and a shirt.
-- DRINKING: i'm not drinking anything.
-- THINKING ABOUT: you.
-- LISTENING TO: creedance clearwater revival.

---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
-- CRIED: no.
-- WORN JEANS: no.
-- MET SOMEONE NEW ONLINE: no.
-- DONE LAUNDRY: no.
-- DROVE A CAR: no.
-- TALKED ON THE PHONE: yeah.

---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
-- YOURSELF: sure. who else is gonna?
-- YOUR FRIENDS: sure do.
-- SANTA CLAUS: mmmmmmmmhmm. psh, yeah. what?
-- TOOTH FAIRY: what the hell. as if it were even a question!!
-- DESTINY/FATE: yeah, actually. i believe in karma.
-- ANGELS: no.
-- GHOSTS: eh, i dont know. i think you have energy that stays around after you die, but i dont know if its your "soul". i dont know if i even believe in souls.
-- UFO'S: no.
-- GOD:

--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
-- DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD ANOTHER NAME?: not really, i guess i've never really thought about it.
-- DO YOU LIKE ANYONE?: no, i hate you all. bitches!
-- WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ACTS THE MOST LIKE YOU?: depends what aspect of my personality we're talking here... dustin is me. carol and i have simular ways of dealing with stuff, and we are monogomus weed life partners. even though, we cheat on eachother constantly.
-- WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST OF YOUR FRIENDS?: khalina and haley, but i never get to fucking hang out with them, which blows. but i still consider them my friends... i always will. out of people i hang out with? carol. no wait... anna.
-- ARE YOU CLOSE TO ANY FAMILY MEMBER?: my brother is the closest to my age.
--WHO DO YOU HANG AROUND THE MOST?: carol, more than likely.
-- WHAT'S THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: meeting new people than you get along with right from the get-go. thats radical as hell.
-- WORST FEELING?: when someone doesnt trust you enough to believe that you fucking love them, thats not cool.

so, i was bored. fucking sue me.

2005-01-30T02:32:00.000-05:00

PigPen668: whenever i see someone ill be like you know molli? yeah well shes the reason you exist.

2005-01-29T19:26:00.000-05:00

okay, so i'm using this again, to like, put stuff people say to me in here. and quizzes and stuff. you'll see.

i'll get it crunk.

2005-01-29T19:21:00.000-05:00

poekennedy: i could go without kissing any other boys or girls just him
Trueangel76: thats saying ALOT

2005-01-29T19:17:00.000-05:00

Which My So-Called Life Character Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty

2004-11-11T18:17:00.000-05:00

poekennedy (6:09:27 PM): the first time you smoked pot you ended up wrestling in the mud with two girls, and then you proceeded to shower with them
poekennedy (6:09:28 PM): its like
poekennedy (6:09:32 PM): every guys wet dream
hybridhippie420 (6:09:54 PM): haha YES

2004-11-11T18:15:00.000-05:00

poekennedy (6:06:55 PM): but you know
poekennedy (6:07:02 PM): i have my boundries
poekennedy (6:07:11 PM): shed have to stay on her side of the shower

2004-11-04T13:51:00.000-05:00

new post, bitches! i know youre just fucking THRILLED. i'm not cheating on my livejournal i'm just... visiting an old friend... god im fucking weird on three hours of sleep.

hmm. not a WHOLE lot has changed since i've last talked to you. you, meaning my blog. i'm sure no one reads this thing anymore considering i havent really been posting. but that's all sort of a unnessicary point. friday, will be sick as hell, because fridays always fucking are. saturday, the fucking same. i live for the weekends man. last time i posted in here i had just come back from europe with jessica. and yes, jessica and i are still the best of friends, even though spending that much time together would fucking ruin otherwise stellar relationships.

shes a cool kid, that one. all my friends are cool as hell, and i just thought i'd let you know that. you, if youre reading this, probably are one of my friends so... YOU ARE COOL AS HELL. PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK FOR BEING SO DAMN COOL.

your father must have been retarded... because you're special!!

party time, excellent. haha that makes me miss haley dude. sometimes you just gotta straight thug, yo.

hmm. i'm out. i love you.

2004-08-19T01:25:00.000-04:00

wow... i've become the girl who cried "i'm deleting my blog."

2004-08-10T03:49:00.000-04:00

the best pictures EVER. (me and jessica marie theresa burgess poe-kennedy in EUROPE).

so go look... they're all really really fun. and trust me. they'll be more, so look often. oh... will there be more!

jess and i established that i have roughly 8 billion pictures all together.

roughly.

2004-07-08T00:13:00.000-04:00

okay so maybe i cant count...

my birthday is TOMORROW.

2004-07-01T16:37:00.000-04:00

gimme that z, o-l-o-f-t,
gimme a grip,
make me love me.
-ween "zolft".

my big emo livejournal!

yay for me.. being... me. yay!!

2004-06-27T14:46:00.000-04:00

you're MOLLI!!!! well, you could be carol because
they're totally the same person. ANYWAY, you
rock! constantly! you're probably very ADD, but
thats a good thing...right... but this is
fucking massive! you're MOLLI!

just who do you think you are
brought to you by Quizilla

THERESA IS THE SHIT AND YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS.

2004-06-26T21:43:00.000-04:00

theresa, i love you. hey theresa... I LOVE YOU!

"im a pimp by blood."

2004-06-25T16:47:00.000-04:00

"okay, so if you ever descide to be mad at me again, instead of being sad or angry, i'm just gonna be REALLY turned-on." - khalina

haha i love that girl!

im back... LETS MAKE BABIES!!

2004-06-22T11:07:00.000-04:00

come on... my birthday is in like... 8 days!!

really it is, im not just trying to get into your pants.

this time. i wouldnt trust me otherwise if i were you. IM SNEAKY.

ROCK VS. ROCK MOTHERFUCKER!

2004-06-22T00:36:00.000-04:00

Led Zeppelin vs The Who:	LED ZEPPLIN. love the who though.
Janis Joppilin vs The Pretenders:	hmm... how about fucking joppilin??
Jet vs White Stripes:	white stripes.
Jimi Hendrix vs Jimmy Page:	hendrix.
Sex Pistols vs Nirvana:	oh dude really. nirvana.
Ramones vs the Clash:	the clash.
Queen vs AC/DC:	haha... ac/dc all the way!!
AC/DC vs Pink Floyd:	except against floyd... no one can beat floyd!
Pearl Jam vs Nirvana:	god... well. nirvana again.
The Kinks vs The Doors:	the doors. no contest.
Quiet Riot vs Loverboy:	haha, quiet riot only because of 'cum feel the noize.'
Anthrax vs Nine Inch Nails:	nine inch nails most definitely.
Black Sabbath vs Led Zeppelin:	led zepplin, sabbath is badassed though.
Metallica vs Nirvana:	old metallica. ALL STAGES OF NIRVANA. except smells like teen sprit.
Ozzy vs Marilyn Manson:	ozzy. fucking hate marilyn manson, yeah, i said it.
Led Zeppelin vs Pink Floyd:	OH MY GOD. its like chosing between my children!!!
Greenday vs The Pixies:	actually, the pixies have more substance to me.
Rolling Stones vs The Beatles:	god, ROLLING FUCKING STONES. dont dig the beatles.
White Stripes ROCK, right?:	no... but thats okay.
Boston vs Kansas:	FUCK BOSTON UP ITS STUPID ASS.
Foo Fighters vs Goo Goo Dolls:	foo fighters. NO contest at all.
Bob Dylan vs Jim Morrison:	OH NO!! MY CHILDREN!!!! morrison is so damn hot though...
Aerosmith vs Led Zeppelin:	led zepplin.
Rush vs Pink Floyd:	pink floyd. remember no one beats pink floyd!
AC/DC vs Black Sabbath:	ac/dc. sorry black sabbath.

Rock VS Roll brought to you by BZOINK!

"the day i tried to live."

2004-06-21T09:56:00.000-04:00

words you say never seem,
to live up to the ones inside your head,
the lives we make never seem,
to ever get us anywhere but dead.

i love that.

well, it was a trip.

2004-06-21T09:23:00.000-04:00

all said by me and jess unless otherwise specified.

"i mean, were talking serious daddy issues here."

"sorry dude, i dont speak catholic."

"peter is going to have all of my babies for me!"

"do it this way... BECAUSE IT MEANS SO MUCH MORE!!"

"you know, i heard that satan only changes his underwear once a month."

"let me guess molli, you want to pick it up, rub it, and tell it its pretty."

"i was SO drunk, and on my period, and im overtly emotional on my period anyway... bad combination."

"dude, no. i wasnt the one doing the humping."

"this is definitely the best way to make out. lets do it... everyday!!"

"but yeah, i do think god exists. help me get over this fence." (breaking and entering while discussing god, fucking classic.)

"get this, i dont even want to kill you a little bit yet!" (and for the record, i didnt want to kill jess that ENTIRE trip. but when im drunk, thats different... but what can you do, right?)

"molli, do i need to take your swiss army knife from you?" (my mom... haha.)

"i dont mean to be an asshole, but im a guy."

"do you have change for a five?" "for you? for you i have EVERYTHING!" (some guy trying to sell me postcards in rome.)

"sam, you suggested the disco and the yodeling. so at this point, were not sure how much we trust your opinion."

"no, fuck that bitch. its not like i was fucking in the confessional." (jennifer.)

"damn the yodeling! i need some weed, a cigarette... something!" (jennifer.)

"oh my god, i smell beer already. its in the air! THIS IS GREAT!!"

"no dude, shut up. we have been awake 46 hours straight, how the hell are you not yelling and/or not crying at this point??"

a very meaningful metaphor.

2004-06-21T09:05:00.000-04:00

crzyNwildblondee: i missed u like a pothead misses pot....or like a homo misses it in the ass!

olivia's profile... FUCK YES.

2004-06-21T09:03:00.000-04:00

molli is home! yes! kick ass happiness.... FUCK YEA.

that kind of special only the goatsucker feels.

2004-06-19T17:42:00.000-04:00

crzyNwildblondee: omg ur home!! holy fuckin massive tumor in my ass happiness!!

RictaGurl: i was just thinkinga bout you the other day and how much i missed you

"you have no idea how much i've missed you dude, you're my hanging out buddy. people were like carol, why dont we do something, and i was like no... molli is gone."-carol

latuprez: DUDE UR FUCKIN BACK

amandaBNKface41: DEAR JESUS SON OF MARY WIFE OF JOSEPH I MISSED YOU

wetsealMONKey: FUCKING HELL, MOLLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wetsealMONKey: I'VE BEEN CALLING EVERY NUMBER OF YOURS FOR THE PAST HOUR
wetsealMONKey: WHERE ARE YOU MY LOVE?????
wetsealMONKey: COME NESTLE YOUR FACE IN MY BREASTS!!!
wetsealMONKey: you have no idea how much i've missed you

wetsealMONKey: i missed you like i missed my virginity

bed is such a BEAUTIFUL word.

2004-06-19T08:12:00.000-04:00

i'm hoooooooome. yay.

and i'm still in germany time goddammit.

BUT i missed you all immensly, seriously its sick.

so call me and i'll tell you all the gory details. yes, that choice of words make it more appitizing.

final word... for 16 days! WHOA!!

2004-06-01T23:18:00.000-04:00

so yeah, well ive certaintly dragged this one out for a while havent i? okay well this is the last one... most likely.

i love you all you ALL rock my ass.

miss me and i'll be thinking of you while i eat my waffles.

2004-06-01T23:08:00.000-04:00

wetsealMONKey: i speak albino fluently

the best way to say goodbye...

2004-06-01T18:05:00.000-04:00

WhineyLiney: but i love you and we're going to make babies when you come back

T-Money, D-Alexis, the big K-B and the EVER badassed SHC.

2004-06-01T12:51:00.000-04:00

so right now i'm half-assidly packing for this europe thing, leaving tomorrow.

last night was a fun little thing to do the day before i leave. we went to see mean girls (hahaha) at carmike and then, after theresa pissed on a dumpster outside, and we walked to taco bell to get some drinks when i told sarah she puts the boobs in... huge boobs, we crashed at t-moneys house. excitingness ensued of course.

oh, parking lots are scary at 1:34 in the morning.

"hello, you gentlemen appear to be black, do you have any weed?"

jacked this from jessamyn... because... its fun.

2004-06-01T12:22:00.000-04:00

Instructions: On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty songs on the list (however embarrassing), and write down your favorite line of the song. Try to avoid putting the song title in the line. If you want, have your friends comment and see if they know the songs.

1. gotta find a way, a better way, while i'm here.
2. and it hurts to care, i'm going down.
3. when she talks, i hear the revolution.
4. every drop of flame, lights a candle in, memory of the one, who lives inside my skin.
5. and i feel so much depends on the weather, so is it raining in your bedroom?
6. well i feel bad, and i've felt worse, i'm a creep, yeah, i'm a jerk. come on. touch me i'm sick.
7. you, you're all i want to know.
8. and leave you there by yourself, chained to fate.
9. praying now to something that has never showed him anything.
10. goddamn you half japaneese girls, do it to me everytime.
11. she said, she'd take me anywhere, she'd take me anywhere, as long as i stay clean.
12. love's like suicide.
13. i'd like to see, how you all would bleed for me.
14. and when you asked for light i set myself on fire.
15. i never wanted, to write these words down for you, with the pages of phrases, of things we'll never do.
16. the days are bright and filled with pain, enclose me in your gentle rain.
17. pour my life into a paper cup, the ashtray's full and i'm spilling my guts, she wants to know am i still a slut?
18. and i said, fly on my sweet angel, fly on through the night. fly on my sweet angel, tomorrow i'm gonna be by your side.
19. i got no motivation, where is my motivation, no time for motivation, smoking my inspiration.
20. thinking how it used to be, does she still remember times like thise? to think of us again? and i do.

we stood eachother up... no wonder were friends!

2004-05-31T00:42:00.000-04:00

CaityGuitarPnk17: sorry about friday!
implicitconsent: haha
implicitconsent: sorry about saturday.
CaityGuitarPnk17: we'll just forget that happened

laura is the SHIT by: molli poe-kennedy.

2004-05-31T00:36:00.000-04:00

implicitconsent: i love how i can be like 'laura blow me' and youre all like AWWW I LOVE YOU
pramsk8ergurl: yea lol
pramsk8ergurl: thats me

aw, she sounds like me!!

2004-05-31T00:32:00.000-04:00

Withoutthemayo: Hey
Auto response from implicitconsent: my middle name is coherency.
Withoutthemayo: Yes, I realize you're not there
Withoutthemayo: buttt..

whoa... trippy.

2004-05-30T00:02:00.000-04:00

a week from TODAY i'll be in paris. crazy shit!

words to live by.

2004-05-29T16:40:00.000-04:00

BUSINESS TIP: when addressing the board of directors, try avoid using the phrase "dumber than kwanzaa" to describe potential business moves.

self esteem - the offspring

2004-05-29T16:38:00.000-04:00

the more you suffer, the more it shows you really care. right?

yeeeeeaaaah!

"three things"

2004-05-28T00:07:00.000-04:00

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1) organized religion.
2) why people are shy.
3) hmm... how humming birds work?

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1) a big blue shirt that says "OBX" real big on the front.
2) baggy black sweat pants.
3) my celtic knot necklace, i really dont ever take it off. not on purpose, i guess i just forget its on me.

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1) blank cds.
2) a list of cds im gonna burn in a second.
3) my heavy duty black sharpie for writing on said blank cds. i sense a theme man. thats badassed.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1) live in ireland.
2) chris cornell!
3) um... how about graduate highschool?

THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1) irish.
2) scottish.
3) british/french.

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1) well, im gonna be cliche and say my eyes. i think its cool i have dark hair and light eyes.
2) my teeth. braces man do the trick man.
3) my natural hair color.

THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1) my nose? actually im okay with that...
2) my scars? no dude! i love those they add character.
3) my ears!! okay, yeah ears whatever. you should see my grandfather's ears man.

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1) im double jointed in my left thumb and right shoulder blade. woo hoo.
2) i can wiggle my ears?
3) im ocd as hell.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1) well fuck.
2) dude, its ridiculous. and/or massivly ridiculous.
3) haha yeah, cause that so makes sense. or yeah, cause that so happens.

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1) ireland.
2) seattle.
3) chicago.

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
1) molli.
2) my parents have called me my dogs name before... you know. early alzheimers.
3) jessica calls me princess cause she knows i hate it. that commy dyke. i love you!

..out of my bed.

2004-05-27T17:30:00.000-04:00

sarah bare made a blog! yaaaaay!

caroline rocks my ass.

2004-05-26T21:28:00.000-04:00

WhineyLiney: have lots of sex and remember me

news paper = wrapping paper.

2004-05-25T14:08:00.000-04:00

katie jordan is the only person ive ever known who wrapped a pack of cigarettes she bought for me.

doesnt that rock?

i mean, yeah it was forever ago but that doesnt make it any less a good memory.

look kids, caitlin can rhyme!

2004-05-24T23:05:00.000-04:00

implicitconsent: youre such a little rapper caitlin!
implicitconsent: cause i said so!
CaityGuitarPnk17: haha
CaityGuitarPnk17: yeahhh
CaityGuitarPnk17: right
implicitconsent: psh
implicitconsent: so are
implicitconsent: im like god
implicitconsent: except im not fictional
implicitconsent: i mean... no i love god...
implicitconsent: ...
CaityGuitarPnk17: haha
CaityGuitarPnk17: urrr silly
CaityGuitarPnk17: silly silly god
implicitconsent: lol YES
implicitconsent: THATS RIGHT I AM GOD
CaityGuitarPnk17: hell yes
CaityGuitarPnk17: and my personal hero
implicitconsent: whoa
implicitconsent: you got all kinds of love for god
implicitconsent: jesusfreak!
CaityGuitarPnk17: hah
CaityGuitarPnk17: pshhh
CaityGuitarPnk17: mollifreak thankuverymuch

Sarah, Theresa, D-alexis.

2004-05-23T18:40:00.000-04:00

wetsealMONKey: kind of like a hardcore thugged out spice girls with better make-up

FUCK DMB!

2004-05-23T18:39:00.000-04:00

Ultimate Carol: now they're gonna think..salem likes em
implicitconsent: i know! NO THEY DONT!!
Ultimate Carol: we should show up and honk the horn...the WHOLE TIME
implicitconsent: GODDAMN THEM
Ultimate Carol: be like shit dude..our horn is stuck
implicitconsent: hahahaha

carols middle name is coherency.

2004-05-23T18:36:00.000-04:00

Ultimate Carol: huh?
Ultimate Carol: oh
Ultimate Carol: oh no!
Ultimate Carol: what?!?!

captain random?

2004-05-23T18:35:00.000-04:00

wetsealMONKey: man
wetsealMONKey: sometimes i really wish i had a lisp
wetsealMONKey: it would be killer

just today though.

2004-05-23T18:34:00.000-04:00

wetsealMONKey: MOLLI
wetsealMONKey: i loved you today.
wetsealMONKey: :-)
implicitconsent: aw
implicitconsent: just today?
wetsealMONKey: yeah
wetsealMONKey: i mean no

jewel's image conflict.

2004-05-19T22:25:00.000-04:00

PigPen668: she was all "look at my poetry... im from canada"
PigPen668: now shes all "look at my tits"
PigPen668: "go feminism!"
PigPen668: fuck her

heavy.

2004-05-17T00:32:00.000-04:00

Complicate this world you wrapped for me,
I'm acquainted with your suffering.

2004-05-17T00:27:00.000-04:00

Stars when you shine you know how I feel,
Scent of the pine you know how I feel,
Oh freedom is mine,
And I know how I feel.

dj shadow.

2004-05-10T04:16:00.000-04:00

'tomorrow never comes until its too late.' - six days (dj shadow).

download THIS song. or better yet, the mos def remix...

2004-05-09T01:09:00.000-04:00

2004-05-09T00:53:00.000-04:00

wetsealMONKey: i missed you tonight
wetsealMONKey: i was gonna sneak aout and meet will wharton
implicitconsent: i missed you too
wetsealMONKey: but he called my house and accidentally thought my mom was me
wetsealMONKey: and said, "are we still snekaing out?"
implicitconsent: fuck dude!

2004-05-09T00:15:00.000-04:00

amandaBNKface41: OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I THINK IM GOING TO PASS OUT

2004-05-08T21:26:00.000-04:00

crzyNwildblondee: im the kind of sicko that throws trash out of the window...just to give the key clubers something to do every saturday morning....

damn i love her.

2004-05-08T16:53:00.000-04:00

wetsealMONKey: HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME!!! :-(
wetsealMONKey: AND MY DELICIOUS CIGARETTES
poekennedy: haha i love you

2004-05-08T16:52:00.000-04:00

Ultimate Carol: okay..i will little miss bossy
Auto response from poekennedy: ziggys at 8:30. you should come.
Ultimate Carol: there's one rule....we have to go..commando!

damn... too bad i didnt get that in time, right?

2004-05-04T23:57:00.001-04:00

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/greenday/longview.html <-- this is a cool song. you should download it.

2004-05-03T18:16:00.000-04:00

1) Using band names, spell out your first name:

M- mudhoney, the melvins... mindless self indulgence... metallica.
O- outkast. yeah. thats a band.
L- lynyrd skynyrd.
L- L7. led fucking zepplin.
I- iron butterfly.

T- temple of the dog. tenacious d.
H- henry rollins band. hot action cop... helmet.
E- extraordinarytypes.
R- rage against the machine... red hot chili peppers.
E- the eyeliners.
S- soundgarden, screaming trees, social distortion, sonic youth, steppenwolf, stone temple pilots... super suckers.
A- alice in chains. allman brothers band. audioslave.

P- pink floyd, pearl jam, primus, porno for pyros... probot.
O- oleander. offspring.
E- eric clapton. yeah. he counts too.
-
K- bikini Kill. the kinks?
E- empty trash.
N- NIRVANA.
N- nine inch nails.
E- exodus. the exit.
D- deep purple... digital underground... dinosaour jr... the Doors.
Y- the yardbirds.

dude, i know it just said first name... but... i went ahead and threw in the middle and last too. i was on a roll. what can i say. if i had more letters in my name i could go on.

2004-04-28T23:44:00.000-04:00

Ultimate Carol: did you know..that when you push redial it redials any number you dialed on THAT particular phone...say i call you on the portable..but it dies then i redial on the other phone
Ultimate Carol: well guess what...you call terminex
Ultimate Carol: i never knew that was how the world worked

2004-04-25T19:37:00.000-04:00

crzyNwildblondee: ahh i love u!!

2004-04-25T19:25:00.000-04:00

amandaBNKface41: molli is the best in the whole world and i love her!

2004-04-25T19:22:00.000-04:00

implicitconsent: LE RAWR RAWR
implicitconsent: lol... yeah
amandaBNKface41: hahahaha
implicitconsent: i watched a little too much pepe le pew when i was little
implicitconsent: ..kinda explains alot about me if you think about it.
amandaBNKface41: yeah you are right
implicitconsent: haha
implicitconsent: yeah... theres totally something to that

2004-04-25T01:34:00.000-04:00

dude, i am SO pouting right now. kate, i miss you man! come on, its molli... you cant hate molli!

well, you COULD, but i wouldnt like that very much. so. dont. uh... please?

2004-04-25T01:16:00.001-04:00

2004-04-25T01:16:00.000-04:00

2004-04-25T00:57:00.000-04:00

id just like to point out that, theresa has an away message up right now that is red hot chili peppers lyrics. and, ive been able to identify all of the lyrics in her away messages... AND they all are in AWESOME taste.

theresa IS the shit. its not me, its her!!!

2004-04-25T00:52:00.000-04:00

'smooooooke on the waaaaaaater... FIRE IN THE SKY!!!'

yeah that was deep purple, what?

2004-04-24T13:44:00.000-04:00

'beat me outta me.'

2004-04-24T13:43:00.000-04:00

Ultimate Carol: molli...am i your little ninja?
implicitconsent: YES YES YOU ARE
Ultimate Carol: aww
Ultimate Carol: IM THE FURTUNE COOKIE MASTER!

2004-04-24T12:45:00.000-04:00

poe embodies everything i hate about female singers.

2004-04-23T19:17:00.000-04:00

but, that still doesnt mean i like liz phair... past or present...

2004-04-23T19:05:00.000-04:00

alot of you dont know this... but liz phair used to be... actually... COOL. now, granted, she blows ass BUT i mean... in like... the mid-90s she had a song called 'fuck and run'. and it was on the tame-side compared to her other shit...

now tell me, does this sound like the same person who sings that horribly shitty song... what is it... "why cant i"???

she needs to get off the prozac, people!

2004-04-23T17:05:00.000-04:00

Auto response from crzyNwildblondee: I LOVE A VERY SPECIAL PERSON...I CANT EXPLAIN THA WAY I FEEL....ITS JUST AMAZING ....AND I KNOW THEY WILL ALWAYS B THERE....THE PERSON IS.......... MOLLI.....YAY....OK SORRY JOSH LOL UR STILL SPECIAL TOO.

2004-04-22T23:28:00.000-04:00

im campaining for john kerry on the platform of... "i hate ralph nader."

2004-04-22T00:46:00.000-04:00

i love sonic youth. buy 'dirty' (1992) and/or 'bad moon rising' (1985) RIGHT now.

2004-04-22T00:33:00.000-04:00

THE GRANDFATHERS OF DROP-D TUNING AND DISTORTION, PEOPLE!

2004-04-21T23:43:00.000-04:00

PigPen668: I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY STUPID LIL BRAIN AND MY HEART!!

2004-04-21T23:42:00.000-04:00

PigPen668: well i liked poekennedy
PigPen668: it was easy to remember
implicitconsent: well, blow me
implicitconsent: lol...
implicitconsent: :-D
PigPen668: alright...
implicitconsent: HAHA THATS RIGHT BITCH
implicitconsent: ON YOUR KNEES
PigPen668: yes big daddy!!
PigPen668: lol anyways...

2004-04-21T23:36:00.000-04:00

Withoutthemayo: lol thank you lady hairdresser molli
implicitconsent: NO PROBLEM
implicitconsent: i'm like a superhero now
implicitconsent: DUN-D-DUN LADY HAIRDRESSER-MAN TO THE RESCUE!
implicitconsent: THEYRE TIL THE HAIRY END!!
implicitconsent: hmm
Withoutthemayo: i know
implicitconsent: man, i rock

2004-04-21T23:35:00.000-04:00

PigPen668: molli??
implicitconsent: yes'm
PigPen668: YAYYAYAYAY!!

2004-04-21T23:34:00.000-04:00

Ultimate Carol: i look like a crack whore
Ultimate Carol: who was just pimp smacked